As the Head Curator of the only fake spam blog or fsplog known* (fake spam blog because human agency of aesthetic apprehension and subsequent selection is involved), I get lots of fan mail:

Dear Seltzer Water, 464th,

I liked your spam....

I am getting a daily quotation of Pride and Prejudice. I rather like it!

- Fan

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Subject: paper-whiteness multiple-threaded
Date: Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:04:03 -0520
From: Pablo Pacheco
To: fsplog-fan@blahblahblah.bla



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