Spam (as American as mom and apple pie) is back with a vengeance:
Dixie Vasquez
Solomon Diamond
Zulekha Pettit
Avani Brantley
Ambrosia L. Pursers

And so is Scorch Q. Regurgitation (to work, that is) -

a JUICY subject line from this morning's harvest:

Subject:
trihedral descant polysaccharide baggage defocus dizzy headsmen divulge bell plus monetary courtney compline coal cornwall jewett bastard conjoin

and some spam names:

Edmund Alvarez - bongos , upright bass, oud (on track 1 & 3)
Edith Hendricks - piano, Hammond organ (on track 4), harp (on track 7)
Tasha Luna - vocals (on tracks 2, 7 & 9), xylophone
Valentine McIntosh - vocals (on tracks 1, 3, 4, 5, 8 & 10)
Odessa Schmidt - triangle (on tracks 4 & 7), tamborine (on tracks 1, 3 & 8)
Antoine Jeune - chef (on tracks 1, 2, 3 & 10)
Bertram Rutherford - latent homosexual Analytic philosopher (track 10)
Ophelia Fitzgerald - suicide theatricist (track 5)


Spam-derived band names or band members, anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

HARKEN YE, HARKEN YE, ALL SONS OF ABRAHAM -

To: seltzerwater464@blahblahblah.blah
Re: Re: be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it

I was cruising through the cable channels this morning when I happened upon the "Walker Texas Ranger" channel. Have you ever noticed that Chuck Norris bears a striking resemblance to sock monkey?

Some groovy new spam names!

Fouad Pigeon
Biopsies G. Worker

The many lives of Whitney Houston -

The LOWS:

Whitney's crack nook:














The HIGHS:

'"'"'"He say that he want to give you flowers"'"'"'

Scorch Q. Regurgitation proudly endorses Dr. Gene Ray's Timecube.com for all of your spiritual, educational, economic and political needs.

Misstepped H. Excoriation
Trolled T. Underflow Thanks, Yorquie Q.!

Again, a slow week for good spam names.

Get with it already, Spammers and Spambots!

Gimme Spoems or gimme Death!

This last week has been a slow one for good, interesting, juicy spam names. Thanks to Yorquie Q. Yogini, we now have a few more:

Burbled H. Cake
Glide H. Glaswegian
Glassful B. Panegyric
Oboists S. Alloyed

NewsFlash: spam may bring one closer to the L*rd:

http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/duncan/060502

"Witch doctors taking over Cyberspace":

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2006%5C04%5C10%5Cstory_10-4-2006_pg11_1

The evolution of zombie smart spam threatens the livelihood of spam aficionados, collectors and connoisseurs:

Hat tip to Yorquie Q.

Here is a short Flash animation about spam:

http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/enlargement.htm

I wonder if Rummy's got his patches?

Yorquie Q. had some good ones this morning:

*spam #1*******************

No sooner had he finished speaking than the old thrush gave a loud call, and immediately flew away. We may not understand him, but that old bird understands us, I am sure, said Balin. Keep watch now, and see what happens! Before long there was a fluttering of wings, and back came the thrush; and with him came a most decrepit old bird. He was getting blind, he could hardly

*spam #2********************

Dollie Ivey wrote:
> -Icrease Your Sexual Desire and Sperm volume by 500%
> -Longer orgasms - The longest most intense orgasms of your life
> -Rock hard erections - Erections like steel
> -Ejaculate like a porn star - Stronger ejaculation
> -Multiple orgasms - Cum again and again> -SPUR-M is The Newest and The Safest Way of Pharmacy
> -100% Natural and No Side Effects - in contrast to well-known brands.
> -Experience three times longer orgasms
> -World Wide shipping within 24 hours>
>>>>>>>>>
> commemorate pol cellular collimate ajar ardency f's intangible domesticate conductance
> dimple tupelo dial already quito crisis benefice extrude beryl
> coffman transcendental liaison pier firecracker freshmen radon protocol filly winchester atkins
> duluth loveland fore commonweal elegiac assemble carboloy huston
> geneva layup nondescript newspaper countersink butte bow barley
> domingo churchmen haggle piteous penitential spleen admitted arrear

Here are some new spam names:

Sergio Lunsford
Effervescent E. Diddled
Fluid K. Dramatizations
Altitudes R. Datives
Eschews H. Deflates
Rawness Q. Hit
Revaluing B. Dessicate
CHARITY O. RHOMBUS (Thanks JK)