from Yorquie Q.:

*Unclothe H. Blouse
**Technicolor G. Secretly
**Pip Crum
*Maximilian Roe

and from my Spambox:

Nell Bird
Orthogality K. Unsteadily
Rationality T. Versing
Mitchell Manuel

BIBLICAL PROPHECY SPAM TEXT!

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Some notables from this week...
*Pip Booker
**Artemis Vanbuskirk
**Martin Collie
**Vaughn York

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And a few more from my Inbox:

Abdul McNamarra
Davy Shoemaker
Ganix Denman
Maynard Dukes
Scouring H. Loafer
Letha Crenshare
Robin Robbins
Herna Bingaman
Pernilla Covington
Apoplexy H. Fianc
Indespensably A. Noble
Concepcion Lewis

some bitchinest spam text (NOTE: it is over-the-hump day - Yay!):

paschal letter
Militia bureau nutmeg melon
oyster fork meter-ampereoyster-shell scale
night singer paper carrier palsy-struck notch block out-of-the-common
Mid-italian out sister
oil column paint keg
Neo-manichaean needle tooth obiter
dictum palm starch Non-mormon
Neva green night-straying
Mid-america palace guard needle grass
Neo-platonism paper WASP
palm oil narra amarilla
oyster grass
mikado locomotive milori green
opus araneum ninety-sixth oval-truncate
Milesian tales omnium-gatherumnovice point
ordnance officer n
imble-fingered owl
fly ogee arch pallet board
mountain-built ox warble
night club
oil sand
morphological analogy ovate-serrated night-born one-minute near-hand Ox-god noun
equivalent paint bridge parachute spinnaker
Mississippi catfish
orange swallowwort
Molly maguireism
Nine-power treaty pale
broomrape ordnance officer
nose dive park flower
money teller
peace establishment never-satisfied parliament
man nutgall oak
one fourth mink frog
much-suffering mirth-marring parcel-gilt moon-crowned night crow
one-windowed Ostyak-samoyedic nigh-hand outlet box
near-legged naked-armed oval-lanceolate
neighborhood house
parti-striped Milan point

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Some spam names:

Reinhard Weintraub
Sofie Boatright
Suzanne Tibbets
Daffodil Winningham
Caiaphas Massengill
Teddy Beard
Burkhard Sinn
Zeki Swyerc

Its Friday!

From: "ruprecht mobley"
Date: Friday, June 09, 2006 9:01 AM
To: "yasmeen stubbs"
Subject: American Citizens

gentleman-murderer tobacco-stained bog strawberry
shooting range brown-barreled better-knowing
door-roller gutta gamba needle weir
minute drops facing lathe quartz plate
worm-eatenness all-drowsy companion cell
wire-pointing paint remover bone sorter
brow-bent glass-glazed autotransformer starter
cake pan sunset-purpled sphinx caterpillar

*This morning's harvest... :) (thanks, yorquie Q.)
Firdos Denslow
**Lalit Silliman
**Poldie Pinkowski
**Dee Cantu
**Meaveen Rethman*

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Desmond Hickey
Cherry Capps
Luann Ogden
Yaroslava Hoback
Leland Morning
Rene Glenn
Nekkid_Susie
Vita Ledoux
Ludovic Ridinger
Tristan Mikesell
Bandoleer B. Interlocked
Ziemouit Hulin
Jamel Prather
Ariana Baskerville
Abdul Sheppard

a spoem:

eyelid contortion
muffs meet wearable quota
be leaner and skinnier by next week

quirp.

Spam name deluge:

Rafe Navarette
Geretti Favorite
Aindrea Keene
Ephesian K. Princesses
Latasha Arington
Valentine Lee
Ferdinand Scott
David Davis
Vjekoslav Poulin
Nullity J. Halogen
Parlors H. Orienting
Asma Kuiper
Griefs L. Buffoon
Nelson A. Astonishes
Oddmund Shimp
Recommenced D. Soles

a couple of goodies for you all who hope that this will be a weird and crazy weekend:

Bugger P. Lithuania

Wayward T. Larva