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Monday, July 31, 2006

No doubt it would be a mere siegeof discomfort. TheColonel poured out a glass of the spirit and drank it with his olddeliberation. ForColonel Calhoun was made up as nearly resembling Major Talbot as onepea does another. This one might have seen as many years as had MajorTalbot. I shall call your attention to one ofthem. It must be his firstappearance in what he calls the legitimate. It must be his firstappearance in what he calls the legitimate. Rows of high box bushes lined the fenceand walks. Thereis quite a draught from that broken window. Wait a moment, said the Major, rubbing his forehead with the tips ofhis fingers. I dont seem to recall the colts, said the Major. Hand me down the whiskey, Jim, said the Colonel, rising slowly. But its a type, you know--notindividual. And how did you know we were in Washington? Some exag--latitude must be allowed in public speaking. His thin nostrilswere working like the gills of a fish. Before he could rise, she pulled him back into his seat. Edward, please pull down the shade behind me, she directed. There wasno one in Washington to whom the Majors scruples allowed him to applyfor a loan. He laid both shaking hands uponthe arms of his chair to rise. I sold dem mules for three hundreddollars. There is something else I wanted you to know. He found only a two-dollar bill, whichhe returned to his vest pocket.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Many a deadhead has thesedegrees which he could never have earned by brain work. Tyrants dread _ye_, lest your just decree Transfer the power andset the people free. but when the husband is dead the signature should be-- Yours sincerely, _Mrs. Sir: Rear Admiral Robert Atkinson, Commanding the Atlantic Squadron. This is an invitation to a formal reception calling for evening dress. CHAPTER VIIERRORSMistakes--Slips of Authors--Examples and Corrections--Errors of Redundancy. Whereas if it is light and in a conversational vein itimmediately engages his attention. I was very ill every day (of my life) last week. A woman separated from herhusband but not a _divorcee_ should _not_ sign his name. Everyone of this grotesque family _were_ the creatures of nationalgenius. That was the (sum and) substance of his discourse. _Distinguishing_ here should be replaced by _to distinguish_. Letters of friendship may begin in many ways according tothe degrees of friendship or intimacy. _Theres two_ or _three_ of us have seen strange sights. McAdoo might decline the invitation:-- Mr. Every one should be acquainted with these rules. Still the writer should keep inmind the person to whom he is writing. The preposition is a part of speech which is often wrongly used by someof the best writers. , a young practitioner, who is anxious to locate in Newark. Reynolds regrets that his duties render it impossible for him to accept Mr. He went into the country last week and returned (back) yesterday. In business letters, just as in business conduct, honesty is always thebest policy. Joseph Banks, President of the Night Owls. _Who_ should I meet at the coffee house tother night, but my oldfriend? If the king gives us leave you or I may as lawfully preach, as_them_ that do. Wagstaff and the Governor of the Fort on the evening of June fifteenth. Adverbial mistakes often occur in the best writers. There is another Newark inthe State of Ohio. The preposition is a part of speech which is often wrongly used by someof the best writers. The things he took away he restored (again). If it is true as you have heard (then) his situation is indeed pitiful. I have known him many years and can vouch for his integrity and professional standing. The street and numbers should be given and the city or town writtenvery legibly.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

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Sunday, July 23, 2006

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

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Monday, July 10, 2006

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Friday, July 07, 2006

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Thursday, July 06, 2006


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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

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Monday, July 03, 2006

Happy Fourth! Burn a flag!

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